...why do we have to do down people who know a lot of 'stuff' in this country? So what if she doesn't know that a mediocre Welsh soul singer won a bloody crappy Brit or who had underage sex without protection. She knows about proper stuff. The fucking girly swotty pants.
Oh, and on the subject of general knowledge and swottiness, whose not-very-fantastic idea was it to punt Eghheads to 6.30 and put the one man personality vacuum that is Nicky Campbell on in its place? I reckon Campbell's got some naughty pics of a BBC boss in his possession and is using them as blackmail. How else do you explain his appearance 5 nights a week at 6pm, once a week at 7.30pm and once a week at 10.00am on the telly and five days a week on the wireless?
Now, if it was the vino-guzzling 'hey everybody, let's P-A-R-T-Y' one-woman-fun-factory that's his Watchdog colleague Julia Bradbury, then that'd be totally different kettle of fish. Besides, she was responsible for one of my favourite ever lines uttered on television: "Ooh, I wish I hadn't had those fish and chips."
Oh, and on the subject of general knowledge and swottiness, whose not-very-fantastic idea was it to punt Eghheads to 6.30 and put the one man personality vacuum that is Nicky Campbell on in its place? I reckon Campbell's got some naughty pics of a BBC boss in his possession and is using them as blackmail. How else do you explain his appearance 5 nights a week at 6pm, once a week at 7.30pm and once a week at 10.00am on the telly and five days a week on the wireless?
Now, if it was the vino-guzzling 'hey everybody, let's P-A-R-T-Y' one-woman-fun-factory that's his Watchdog colleague Julia Bradbury, then that'd be totally different kettle of fish. Besides, she was responsible for one of my favourite ever lines uttered on television: "Ooh, I wish I hadn't had those fish and chips."
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