What gives with Larry Lamb, the actor? I don't really like him as he always reminds me of the kind of guy who runs an amateur porn business - as featured about ten years ago on Channel 4's excellent Boogie Nights in Suburbia documentary.
Aside for the fact that he looks like a rubbish version of Larry Flynt he also made a complete arse of himself on a thing last night called Famous, Rich and Jobless. The premise being that four 'celebrities' are out in the real world to find out what it's like to be unemployed. They're all given cash equal to four days worth of benefits to live on and a roof over their head. Then they're supposed to look for work. Old Larry thought it'd be a jolly wheeze not to bother looking for work but to go to Asda and buy the cheapest food possible ("Look at this, eighty two tea bags for twenty eight pence!") and toss it off the rest of the time. While he was in Asda he was recognised and loved playing up to the crowd, waving and asking people if they watched Eastenders and so on. What a dick. But he did pick up an application to work in Asda. He never filled it in claiming that he didn't have a pen with which to do it. Larry was seen filling it in later though - on behalf of the woman whose flat he was living in.
His son gets my goat too. I had the misfortune to see a little bit of the Baftas red carpet programme which George Lamb was presenting. As well as having the dullest voice on the planet, he then proceeded to ask almost everyone he interviewed about how great an actor his dad was, like he was Brando or De Niro or something. That's Larry Lamb who appeared in Triangle. What a pair of cocks.
Anyway, someone else who lives in a bit of a bubble is the hapless, but strangely loveable, Jeremy Vine. On his radio show this lunchtime they had some old dear on who was trying out the internet for the first time. She was being given instructions down the phone about how to go about connecting to the internet and doing a basic search with the aid of Martha Lane Fox:
Old Dear: "I've got a big white Google page."
Martha Lane Fox: "Okay, now, type into the box something you'd like to know about. What are you interested in?"
Old Dear: "I love craft work."
Jeremy Vine: "The German band...?"
Old Dear: "Eh?"
Jesus wept...
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That'll be Jeremy Vine desperate to prove his musical credentials at any opportunity just in case we think he really does like teh Captain & Tennille.
Re: the lambs. I've met both father and son and they're actually really nice people in the flesh. But on the telly it's a different story.
Imagine what it's like at home. Two egos rutting to see who's the more famous. The whole Archie thing has gone to both their heads.
George Lamb's affected grey streak annoys me. And some of his outfits - suite, tie, waistcoat - shorts! - really get my goat too.
George needs to be told that his dad not an actor. He just plays Larry Lamb in everything he does. There's good Larry and bad Larry. Mick in Gavin and Stacey is good Larry - stand-up bloke, loves his missus and his fan-assisted oven in equal measure. Archie in EastEnders - low-down sneak, loves everyone else's missus and headed for a fiery furnace (no fan assistance necessary). What he don't got is range. You want to know the talent in that family? Timmy. He's a little lamb with a lot to learn.
I don't know which Larry we got on last night's Rich, Famous and Jobless. He went to live with a family whose main breadwinner was unemployed and just seemed to sit biting his finger while the bloke's wife poured her heart out to him. You could tell he was chuffed when the woman exclaimed "I can't believe there's an Eastender staying in my house!" I wouldn't want an Eastender staying in my house, thank you very much. Mind you, that Roxy Mitchell could nip round for a couple of hours if she likes...
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