Who were with in the moonlight?

I don't know which is worse, this or Dollar reforming. Jesus. It almost makes you forgive expenses claims for Kit Kats, tampons and duck islands, doesn't it?

And after all I've said about 80s reunions, I'm going to see OM flamin' D in December. It had better be all pre-1984 stuff.

My sister: "He washes his hair in Lenor, you know."

To quote Edward Woodward* just as the flames are licking at his botty in The Wicker Man: "Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!"

Please stop, it's not funny any more.

*Isn't there a joke about him with the punchline "E-wah Woo-wah"?