Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street

I don't know how much truth there is in this, but hasn't Joe Jackson realised that he screwed up his youngest son's life by making him perform as a child? Now he's planning on the same for his 'grandkids'.
Personally, I think he should go back to making his own records, is She Really Going Out With Him? and It's Different for Girls a bona fide new wave classic in my book.

AOL do it again

Why does this get my goat so much? I'm sorry not everyone lives in a 'cool' place. Living in 'cool' places normally means everything's more expensive and nobody talks to you. Besides, how do you define 'cool'? I suppose 'cool' places, in Britain at least, normally means London, Glasgow or Manchester. I doubt if you'd find anyone in New York who'd say "Hmm, this place isn't interesting enough for me, I'm off to Manchester!"
I can recommend the National Media Museum, by the way.

Edit: I'd like to point out, of course, that I'm immensely cool.

Men-bashing. Again.

Turn it in. I don't know why I bothered reading this. I'm not one of those types mentioned and know how to treat a lay-dee on a date. Who fancies finding out? Nobody? Thought not...
As Twisted Sister once said, I am I'm me.

By the way, since when has Gordon Ramsay been English?

Drink from the furry cup, it's the tops!

I'm thinking turning lesbian after reading this think piece courtesy of AOL.
Do you think someone actually got paid for writing that garbage? I love the way they begin to run out of celebrity lesbians to feature and so turn to the definitely straight Katy Perry, Madonna and every plastic surgeons favourite, Dannii Minogue.
Besides, I didn't realise that being a lesbian was a conscious lifestyle choice. Obviously it is, and as someone who likes to keep up with all the latest trends, I'm now a dedicated rug muncher. That's right, I'm a gusset typist of the highest magnitude. That is until next week when celibacy will probably be all the rage. Mind you, I think I've hit that stage already..........*wonders off muttering*