Monday 8 February 2010

"Have you been shagging my girlfriend?"

Now I'm a fan of Local Hero, The Crow Road and Soft Top, Hard Shoulder as much as the next man. I'm also currently searching for a new piece of wall art to go with a new settee I've just ordered, but even I'd draw the line at this. Who would order such a thing? His stalker?

Oh, while I'm on, no good ever comes of giving stupid people huge sums of money. Just ask John Terry.

4 comments:

Hawkfall said...

"He also put £1million into Glasgow Rangers"

*starts to believe that God exists after all*

Simon said...

That's a scary image. Still, I guess it could be worse. Wonder if they do one of the infamous David Dickinson nude photo.

Bright Ambassador said...

Thumper - I was told today that he became involved with a notorious football hooligan who, in turn, had connections with Northern Irish Loyalist paramilitaries. I suppose that's where the connection to Rangers comes in, as, being from Norfolk, I can't see any other bond to the club.

Hawkfall said...

He just gets more lovable the more you hear about him, eh?