Tuesday 29 December 2009

An even bigger splash


I love overhearing snippets of other people's conversations. Yesterday I was getting cultured up in Nottingham Contemporary Gallery (I've seen better Hockney exhibitions, by the way. Yeah, get me, the culture vulture) and overheard two women in their mid-twenties: "The trouble with Jen is that she's like a dog on heat. She's moved back here because there aren't enough men for her in Sheffield". At which point I had to restrain myself from asking for Jen's number.
Mind you, I quite often find art galleries a sexually charged environment. Especially that Tate Modern.

1 comment:

Bright Ambassador said...

I thought there was only one kind of ratatouille - the one that looks like puke.