Of course I don't need a pair of these as I have a fantastic arse and I'm packing one huge weapon. Did you get that, ladies?
Tuesday 12 October 2010
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Of course I don't need a pair of these as I have a fantastic arse and I'm packing one huge weapon. Did you get that, ladies?
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How utterly conceited/insecure would you have to be? I'm comfortable in the knowledge that I don't need these.
And let's face it, who wants their knob on display, sticking right out of your kecks, anyway? It's absurd.
I'd find a man wearing one of these more attractive:
http://www.abcunderwear.com/gold-schlong.html
So the Punt & Dennis Wonderpants sketch finally comes to life.
Do they come in a variety of shapes? For example, 'The Torpedo', 'The Sea-cucumber', 'The Bendy Plantain' and 'The Sink Plunger'? That's the least I'd hope for.
I suppose we're going back to Tudor times when Henry VIII would wear the most impressive/fearsome looking (delete as appropriate) codpieces in his portraits in order to impress/frighten (delete as appropriate) the princesses and infantas of Europe.
And how disappointed is a lady going to be when she strips off your undercrackers and finds what she thought was a baby's arm hanging out a pram is, in fact, one of those sausages you find in luxury tins of baked beans?
As I say, I don't need these pants. Is that clear? I'm not hung up about the size of my cock as it's fucking enormous. Okay? Got that, ladies?
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